I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That’s the path I’d like to follow.

I’ve experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn’t do very well. And there are times when something I don’t think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

I don’t want to be known just as ‘Carrot Top.’ I don’t always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

I didn’t really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

Comics don’t like to see other comics do well.

People always say to me, Youre really attractive – in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.

Some people don’t realize that I’ve had a career pre-commercials.

I’ve always believed that it’s important to give something back to the world and community.

It’s our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I always make fun of KISS because I don’t particularly think their music is anything.